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@mommyowl Mommy Owl by Lauren Lodder

Comedy writer. Seen on @goodmorningamerica , @todayshow , @buzzfeed , @huffpost , and more.

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It’s work like you don’t have kids and parent like you don’t work, apparently. . . . . . #mom #momlife #momsofinsta #mommingwithtruth #mommy #motherhood #momsbelike #workingmoms #stayathomemoms #family #familylife #loveandfamily #kids #raisingkids #littlekids #bigkids

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You’re really not. . . . . . . #mom #momlife #momsofinsta #momsofinstagram #kids #kidlife #rqisingkids #goodkids

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3 days ago

#blackouttuesday 🖤🤍🤎

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4 days ago

It starts with our kids!

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5 days ago

The one and only Report Card my daughter will be receiving this year courtesy of her momma. Academic skills are important but nothing beats earning an A+ in showing “kindness, love, and understanding to others.” . . . . . #mom #momlife #momlifequotes #momlifeishard #momastery #motherhood #quarantinecovid #covid19 #kids #bigkids #littlekids #whatsimportant #love #loveandfamily #reportcards #mommyowl

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6 days ago

I appreciate you. . . . . . #tweets #mommy #motherhood #mommemes #mom #family #kids #quarantine

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1 weeks ago

I like to think we’re staring up at the same moon. . . . . . #tweets #mommy #motherhood #mommemes #mom #family #kids #quarantine

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2 weeks ago

Ok... let’s try this again. After spending the day trying to figure out what our new favorite color is because purple is soooo last week, I would like to introduce my new(? ) redheaded daughter! And we are big time celebrating this week because tomorrow is the last day of school for us. I don’t know about you, but we (and by “we” I mean me ) have never been so excited for the summer to come. We’ve all worked our butts off getting these kiddos across the finish line. Their teachers all deserve 80 gazillion dollars and we parents deserve a nice, long 2 week nap, if I do say so myself. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Happy almost end of school year, guys! We did it! . . . . . #mom #momlife #mommy #momlifequotes #mommingwithtruth #school #homeschooling #teachers #quarantine #covid #covid19 #love #family #raisingkids #littlekids

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2 weeks ago

Pllllease. Pretty please. With sugar on top. . (Follow me at @mommyowl for more! ) . . . . #mom #momlife #mommy #momlifequotes #mommingwithtruth #school #homeschooling #teachers #quarantine #covid #covid19 #love #family #raisingkids #littlekids

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2 weeks ago

My number one rule: be a kind person. . . . . . #mom #momlife #moms #monsofibsta #kindness #raisekindpeople

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2 weeks ago

Ladies and gentleman, after researching hair dyes, ordering the perfect color purple, watching countless videos on how to dye kids’ hair, covering my bathroom in towels, and finally dipping the ends of my my daughters’ hair into these plastic baggies filled with dye, I present to you... almost the exact same color we started with. We all have talents, but apparently following instructions isn’t one of mine. . . . . . #mom #momlife #momsofinstagram #kids #kidlife #parenting #mommyowl

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3 weeks ago

Nothing beats a hug. Nothing .

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3 weeks ago

It’s genetic 🥳

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3 weeks ago

It’s a win I’d say. ( @allysonortega_ )

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4 weeks ago

That’s her “I got a single pretzel less than my big sister” bloody murder scream.

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4 weeks ago

Be good to yourself today and every day!!!!! Happy Mother’s Day!

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4 weeks ago

I love my husband more than anything in the universe, but like 7 days a week, 24 hours a day IS A LOT. Most of his habits did not bother me so much prequarantine but now f @$* * #%* @% #!!!!! So we decided to have a little sit down and give each other 3 things that we would work on for the sake of our sanity so here they are in no particular order: For him, he has to stop leaving the toilet seat up. I swear to G I almost plop my butt into the toilet water every single night and, NO, peeing with the toilet seat down is not better. For me, I maybe kinda sorta don’t rinse my dishes before putting them in the dishwasher so then everything gets crusted on and he can’t grab a cup without tasting week old coffee in it. For him, I’m going to lose it if I find one more contact lense glued to the shower wall, the toilet, or the floor. If you’re taking those things out of your eyeballs, see to it (no pun intended ) they land in the trash. For me, I sometimes always take out the trash but don’t replace the trashbag, so then he walks over with his eggshells dripping all over his hands and has no place to put them. But, I gave myself a few extra points for remembering to take out the trash so there’s that. For him, if you see me arguing with the kids, intervene. Don’t just sit in the other room on your 97 Zoom Calls with your cup of coffee, talking to other adult humans and pretend your wife isn’t losing her ever loving mind attempting to homeschool. For me, I apparently move his stuff to obscure places when I’m cleaning up so he can never find anything — but honestly they are right under his nose but whatever. So we’re working on a few things in quarantine. In the long run, I’m sure it will make us more compatible. In the short run, I just bought a tent from Amazon that he can live in in the backyard just 👏 in 👏 case 👏. Thank G for keeping a sense of humor through all this.

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4 weeks ago

I fully expect an apology for your dream behavior, dude.

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5 weeks ago

No joke, we have a serious LEGO addiction. I can’t tell you how many sets we have, but I do know they are currently occupying every available inch of my house. Eeek. But, honestly, I am totally ok with that because whatever keeps these kids happy and busy during these crazy and uncertain times I’m 100% on board with. #Ad So when I learned that the @LEGO Group and the LEGO Foundation are supporting children and families impacted by COVID-19 through the launch of the #LetsBuildTogether initiative, I knew I wanted to share the news. LEGO wants you to build and share rainbows as a symbol of hope.  As part of this build challenge, The LEGO Group will be donating 500,000 LEGO sets to children in need. Join in by sharing your rainbows and getting your friends involved. 1. Be sure to create a rainbow 🌈 2. Share it with #LetsBuildTogether 3. Tag friends and nominate them to build and share their LEGO rainbows. . . . . . #LEGO #Legochallenge #legorainbow #puzzles #kidsgames #covid #raisingkids #unity #love #hope #mom #momlife #raisingkids

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They love you no matter how much of a train wreck you are today. They love you. . . . . . #mom #momlife #momsofinsta #mommyowl

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My sister didn’t know what to do with her 2-year-old yesterday so she gave him a pair of scissors and he cut the grass in front of their house for an hour like a cute, little toddler mower. I’m dying. 😂😂😂 Quarantine hacks. Lol. . . . . . . #mom #momlife #momsofinsta #quarantinehacks #hacks #kids #littlekids #raisingkids

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