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Daily @kevinjamesofficial Day 483 Would you want a Fortnite funeral?? 🤔

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15 hours ago

Thank you to everyone who suggested ideas! I wanted to a nice little sketch out of them. I hope you like it! To be honest, I’m missing doing the weirdo style. - #residentevil #photoshop #mortalkombat #weirdos #digitalpainting #rush #artist #artwork #fanart #drawing #cartoon #illustration #illustrator #chibi #comicbooks #videogames #graphicdesign #painting #comicbook #stars #nemisis #art #anime #sixfanarts #chibi #procreate #paulblart #clipstudiopaint

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19 hours ago

~And now for something completely different~ @kevinjamesofficial this is my pitch for the cold open of Paul Blart 3: Infinity Blart. Please witness me. - #paulblart #paulblartmallcop #comics #comicart #webcomic #illustration #digitalart #procreate #imsorryjon #lovecraft #creepyart #sketch #sketchbook #artistsoninstagram #chicagoartist

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This is one of my personal favorite memes that I’ve done. Due to popular demand, the complaint slide, much like Jesus, has risen from the dead, and is our new savior. . . . . . . #movies #moviereview #film #meme #top10 #top10movies #cinema #popcorn #cinematography #editing #cinematic #art #director #films #production #films #kino #snyder #snydercut #scorsese #subtitles #ppcomplains #ppcompliment #paulblart #godfather #ethanhawke #ppcomplain

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Daily @kevinjamesofficial Day 482 Fun Fact: Kevin James is responsible for Palm Sunday! Kevin James was the first to wave palm leaves during the entrance of Jesus! While many scholars argue that Kevin James actually WAS Jesus, its known universally as fact that Kevin James is responsible for the significance of this day

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HA HA HA HA HA I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE #picklerick #picklejames #impicklerick #rickandmorty #paulblart #kevinjames

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Here are some spicy skyrim memes, sorry we've been gone for so long!! -D . . . . . #skyrim #memes #funny #memesdaily #dailymemes #shrek #waluigi #thiccmemes #paulblart #dankmemes #skyrimmemes

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2 days ago

Daily @kevinjamesofficial Day 481 My sweet Baby Kevin!!! Why are you yelling!!!!?! why mad baby don’t worry we can work this out 😖

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#paulblart #mallcop

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4 days ago

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT. Due to self isolation we have no shows and we’re not doing a livestream BUT a recent discovery has shown us that our hit album “Beware of the Lazersnail” syncs up with the first 20 something minutes of Paul blart mall cop. You gotta start it the second the title fades to a black screen. There’s too many coincidences, the training sequence lines up with whatever, the instrumental break in 16 lines up with blart seductively dancing on his Segway, the camera cuts line up perfectly with i don’t care. It truly is a religious experience everyone must have in their life. #paulblart #albumsyncs #darksideofoz

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4 days ago

Royal Tenenblart and his wife Etheline had three children and then they separated. All three children are extraordinary --- all geniuses. Virtually all memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenblarts was subsequently erased by two decades of betrayal, failure, and disaster. Most of this was generally considered to be their father's fault. "The Royal Tenenblarts" is the story of the family's sudden, unexpected reunion one recent winter at the local mall, where Royal now works as a security guard. #PaulBlart #wesanderson #royaltenenbaums #wow #mordecai #falconry #buckley #tennis

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Quick concept sketch of the sexiest man alive, don’t know if I’ll ever come back to this now that I’m busy with my two husbands #joker #joaquinphoenix #toddphillips #paulblart

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Ngl the stache is pretty rad • • • • • #dankmemes #paulblart #stache #cop #mallcop #memes

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WHY PAUL BLART 2 IS FLAWLESS In the past, I’ve discussed how society has developed an almost unhealthy reliance on Paul Blart for holiday cheer in November — I say almost, because it is metaphysically impossible for one to ever get enough Blart. But today, I’m here to tell you all about the call back to action, the mission that would solidify Paul Blart as more than just a mall security officer; but a legendary American hero. He travels to Las Vegas with his daughter to a Security Guard Expo, a set up that already enriches the career of this saga. This is following a wacky yet tragic death, where his mom gets hit by a milk truck. If anyone here wants to leave an “f” in the comments, I would appreciate it. Anyway, getting invited to this expo is Paul’s peak as he says, and nothing but greatness awaits him in Vegas. But everywhere Blart goes, mischief follows. A criminal plots to steal priceless works of art from the hotel, ruining Blart’s big day! Blart has to thwart evil once again, which the notion of him doing this in another setting, several years later, proves his nobility as honestly one of the greatest action heroes of all time. I have nothing but honor and respect for this man. His valiant do good attitude extends beyond just the West Orange Pavillion, beyond just the holiday spirit, he has ascended into a legend. And the film does an excellent job of glorifying his legendary status, making many situations 10 times more epic than you would expect. He gives motivational speeches, gets kicked by a horse and flies into a car, he swings across a building, and most importantly, he eats a little girl’s dripping ice cream on the floor. It’s honestly so epic, I just shit my pants thinking about it. It’s a call back and natural character progression to a funny yet crucial moment of the predecessor. But I don’t need to tell you how funny or moving this film is— it exists on videocassette (or dvd, if you have that technology ). You can view the film yourself (or with a crowd, of you want other people to see your hardest laugh ), it’s a biographical experience that everyone can relate to. CONTINUED BELOW🔽🔽🔽

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Here’s some fun facts about Kevin James’s masterpiece, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. 1. Despite directing such masterpieces as Daddy Day Care and Are We There Yet, Steve Carr considered Paul Blart his magnum-opus and said that no movie in history will ever come close. 2. Kevin James was very dedicated to the role of Blart. In preparation, he patrolled over 1000 malls with a gun and ended up shooting and killing 47 people in the name of justice. 3. Kevin James was so sexy in the mall cop outfit that every cast and crew member immediately fell madly in love with him. James exposed and cancelled all of them and is now a leader of the MeToo movement. 4. Before Blart filmed, James was at a staggering 8’5 and 220 pounds. Carr knew Blart would have to be a bumbling idiot, so he actually amputated Kevin’s legs and gave him robot legs in order to appear short. He then kidnapped him and fed him nothing but Jack and the Box tacos in an abandoned warehouse for the next three months to get him to 400 pounds. 5. The scene with the old man on the scooter was actually real, and the cameras just happened to be out. James was enraged. Once the cameras were off, the old man disappeared. He was later found in Jeffrey Epstein’s cell with two shots to the back of the head. It was ruled a suicide. 6. The nine hour extended cut of Paul Blart which explores more of his inner psyche and mental health is in Steve Carr’s house guarded by Seal Team Six and a 27-step authentication process. 7. The mall getting hijacked by criminals was all real and not in the script. Carr decided to use guerilla filmmaking for the rest of the shoot, and Kevin James just used his incredible martial arts skills to absolutely destroy every one of them. What are your thoughts on the masterpiece that is Paul Blart: Mall Cop? #TheFilmCave #PaulBlart

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This image is the sign that the world is ending, if you think Cthulhu is all powerful, wait til Ploob Oobl Plap Blap rises and destroys the universe - - - - #memes #meme #memesdaily #dank #dankmeme #dankmemes #dankmemesdaily #edgymemes #edgy #edgymeme #edgymemesforedgyteens #funnymemes #funny #funnyshit #random #weird #facts #true #paulblart #surreal #cursedimage #cursed #shitpost #lol #lmao #like #follow

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May 2019

Paul Blart 2 is a way more complex motion picture then Endgame I cant fight with raw anger anymore. I got to use my brain. - - - - - - - - - #paulblart #marvel #mcu #hulk #avengers

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