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Jul 2019

New Life Motto 💛 . . . . . . . . . #jerkoff #heart #gay #yellow #protectyourheart #heartbroken #love

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Sep 2018

It’s tough being me 🙃 Maybe I’ll write a new song too 🔥🍑👀🤙🤙

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Jan 2020

Hotel rooms = Horizontal wrk 🔋 . . . . . . . . . . . #chill #work #hotelroom #hotel #horizontal #working #notworking #wrk #whatever #recharge

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Jul 2020

Stop debating about mask 😷 how about stay home and masturbate? ✊💦 Was watching @lastweektonight and got inspired by the one and only John Oliver. 🤩 I was crying laughing 😂 #MaskDebate #Masturbate #covid19 #mask #JerkOff #StayHome #WearAMask #ZZtype #zzdesign #zzPSA

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Dec 2018

#jerkoff and cry 💦

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May 2020

Tonight was great. Thanks for coming in. And to that piece of shit racist cock face in the chat. You’re a coward and you make me sick. To the two guys masturbating. It wasn’t a real jerk off party, we were kidding! Come back next week. @caltaandkelly 7pm 6 nights a week. @mrmikecalta #covidcomedy @zoom_video_communications #stayhome #befunny #jerkoff

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Dec 2019

The owner gave me mushrooms and said if I could last 1 minute on this invisible horse, I could have 20 free bags of Jerky, think I did it? 🍄 [Every time we tour through Las Vegas, I always look forward to stopping at Smokey’s Jerky in Baker to stock up on beef] 🥩 now GO OOON...GIT! • • • #JerkyBoys #SmokeysJerky #BeefJerky #SnackMan #DriedBeef #alienjerky #agedtoperfection #YeeHaw #SaddleUp #CowboyJerky #bakercalifornia #Baker #ProteinSnacks #DeadMeat #RoadKill #GourmetSnacks #JerkOff #SaddleBag #tourshenanigans #StripesAndCheckers #ComeDawn #mojavépoint I support mom and pop company’s

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Mar 2020

freshman year did me oh so dirty but i’m so sad to see it end :’( some of my favorite moments from my time in the cruz

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May 2019

Que sábado de paja por amor al dios de todos los perros... . . . #Palito #ElEspinillo #Perro #PerrosDeInstagram #InstaDogs #Dog #LoveDogs #JerkOff

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Nov 2019

Nothing like #JamaicanJerk chicken wid nuff scotch bonnet pepper #realjerkcomesfromjamaica 🔥🔥😋 📸: @walkerswood

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last month

Why you think I lift my truck so high? So no one can see me splooging while I’m cruising down I-45 😋 #jerkoff #sploog

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Oct 2019

Congrats to our judges choice winner of the Inaugural #JerkOff beef jerky competition last weekend! Thanks to all who participated and helped us raise money for Prostate Cancer Awareness! . 📷: @bryant1852

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Mar 2020

【性途漫漫】還記得在我大約小學五、六年級的時候,偶然在合家歡時段內與家人一同觀看了香港電台製作的「性本善」,該集探究的題目為「自慰」。畫面播著一個年紀與我相若的男生躺臥在床上,左手插進了褲內。然後,沒有然後。  畫面一轉,便是一整段醫師講解自慰的片段。  雖然小學常識課程包含了性教育課,但大家都知道,此等所謂課程的內容大多都非常基本:學習一下不同身體部位的名稱和功用、繁殖的過程、如何保護自己免受傷害等等。「自慰」當然不會被納入課程。當時只有約十歲的我,對自慰毫無概念,更不用說自慰的經驗了。節目播出的內容又巖巖巉巉,完全理解不到男生伸手進褲內所謂何事。以為不恥下問是對的,所以天真地問家人何謂自慰,結果卻換來家人恥笑。「男仔都唔識咁無用?」十歲的小孩被恥笑是件很難接受的事,所以我急急走進洗手間,嘗試避開他們的恥笑。「咁快要黎喇?」父親再說,母親再笑,我感到更丟臉。  自慰會被恥笑,十歲的我是如此認為。  中學三年級的時候,有一次聽到一群男同學在聊天。其中一人在暢談「戒J」的好處。當時作為一個從未有過自慰經驗的我,偷聽到自慰是需要「戒掉」的一件事,心裡自然會慌。從來只有人跟我說要「戒汽水」、「戒宵夜」,「戒J」倒真是第一次聽。「打少啲啦,唔係遲啲會射空砲呀!」雖然不清楚「射空砲」 exactly 是怎麼一回事,但也不難猜想到是指「射唔出」吧。所以「自慰」馬上被我扣上了「影響性能力」的標籤。回家後打開電腦,馬上上網讀了幾篇不知名作者寫的文章,又上了上高登,發現十居其九都會指出「打J會令男仔生得唔高、甩頭髮」等等後遺症,亦有提到「啲精射哂就無,要好好用」等等錯得離譜的謬誤。現在的我有了正確性知識,當然會知道此等論述有多錯誤,但在中學三年級的我,真的會以為那些是「真心分享」。  沒有正確判斷力的我當然怕得要死,更向自己立了誓,終生不J。  實際上,自慰就是件正常得不能再正常的事 — 在一般情況下,自慰有益身心,只要不過度、不損害身體、不影響日常生活和社交,自慰就如聽歌打機一樣,小事一樁。然而,小時候的不理解和懼怕,和不同人對「自慰」不負責任的描述,造就了我十八歲前對自慰都沒有正確的認知。人慢慢大了,看多了學多了,我才弄懂這個簡單的概念呢。  多麼渴望香港的性教育不是如此片面;又或是希望多些人能看看Netflix的 Sex Education,至少不會像我一樣,愚昧地渡過了整個青春期。  TEXT: Tin  後記:係探索「性」嘅過程中我哋都可能試過覺得好徬徨,好無助,甚至懷疑自己有問題。感謝同我哋分享嘅朋友,願意將自己嘅經歷同故事講俾大家知。係未來嘅日子,我哋會有更多唔同議題嘅分享故事,希望透過文字,大家都可以找到共鳴。 ——————————————— Come talk to us! 糖不甩討論區有性治療師同義工答你問題!識揀,一定揀糖不甩! Discuss.stickyricelove.com  #stickyricelove #糖不甩 #sexeducationhk #性 #性教育 #自慰 #打飛機 #masturbation #jerkoff #gender #relationships #sex #hksex #hklove #hkboys #hkgirl

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Oct 2019

. . Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. . . . @manaliwanderlust #manali #himachal #pradesh #himachalpradesh #kulu #tourist #tourism #himalaya #himalayas #honeymoon #camp #nature #god #climb #climbing #dark #munnar #holly #club #fans #memes #member #jerk #jerkoff #delhi #pune #cambridge #india #wonderlust #canoneosr

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Feb 2019

Chef @ciaranbohan just won our kitchen's burger comp w/ his family's secret jerk chicken recipe! "The Whole Nine Yardie" - Grandma Bohan's Grilled Jerk Chicken, Mango & Smoked Scotch Bonnet Sauce, Candied Plantain Purée, Jalapeño & Pineapple Slaw... Not too much heat, not too sweet, it's perfectly balanced and f*cking amazing. It's on the menu for March & possibly beyond!🇯🇲 🇮🇪🐔🍻👾 . . . . #delicious #grandmasrecipe #tokendublin #jerkoff #jerkchicken #handsomeprick #chef #competition #burger #irish #stuff #arcade #food #buzz

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Apr 2019

Shots fired 👀 Who wins game 3? . . . . . Via @wtpuckhockey on TW

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Aug 2018

Acá estoy... 🤔 preguntándome que Carajo se hace con el tiempo libre!!!??? . . . #Lunes #Vacaciones #ElEspinillo #AlPedo #Selfie #CuloAlNorte #Barba #Barbudo #Aburrido #Paja #Campo #Invierno #Sol #Monday #Vacations #Bored #JerkOff #Field #FreeTime #ToDo #Beard #BeardMan #Humor

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Oct 2018

🤦‍♂️...Buenas... Esta falsa Primavera me está matando! . . . #Amanecer #Martes #Primavera #Alergia #Paja #Frio #Calor #Resfrío #Daybreak #Tuesday #Spring #JerkOff #Cold #Hot #Allergy #Cold #Morning

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May 2020

This #PLANdemic has cause more job loss and freedom than it’s supposed lethality. . People need to wake up and resist the agenda! Or else there won’t be any humanity left. . Resistance to save humanity! #coronavirushoax #plandemic #billgates #asshole #jerkoff #savehumanity #bodybuilding #gymmotivation #fitnessmotivation #fitness #5ghoax #musclebuilding #keto #carnivorediet #onlinecoaching #nutritioncoach #nutrition #flex #fitnesslifestyle #fitnessaddict

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Feb 2019

Honestly if you been with a girl that a lil crazy not to say we men aren’t but still y’all know you be crazy 😅😅 let me know what u think of the video like comment tag someone. • • • • @relationship .com_ @itsa6ixazzz @chromazz .chromin @wscofficial_ @worldstar @waverooom @crazybitchprobs_ #menfestv #explorepage #fuckedupmemes #funnyvid #crazygf #crazyshit #funnyvideos #influencers #torontonightlife #relationshipmemes #memed #laughingmemes #follome #tagafriend #tyga #6ix #6ixmedia #explorepage #girlfriendmemes #areyoustupid #worldstarhiphop #thenew #amberalert #xo #theweeknd #jerkoff

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Jun 2019

Them: What island you from? Me: Stony . . . . . . . #ChicagoFoodTruck #Phlavz #JerkOff #FoodTrucks #UrbanJerk #ChicagoFoodTrucks #FoodTruck #Explore #ExplorePage

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