One of many reasons why I love @zacherysmithmakeup
He's off to see #kingdiamond ....and I'm in my 80's hair and makeup looking like TimeLife Operator Julie.
Pardon the weird alien effect going on with my ring light, but... Yes, it's #shane and yes, it really smells like rootbeer. (I'm assuming rootbeer and diet rootbeer smell the same. )
2009 to 2019. This is the only picture of myself from 2009 I could find. I am much, much fatter now. And for everything I've been thru since 2006, that's the least of my problems. #2009vs2019
Our neighbor's Halloween display. I literally stepped outside and started cackling. I have no idea what the story is behind it, but it's hilarious. #moo
More @emiliafarts Fartmas outfit, pre-cat attack when I still had my feather boa. You can see me clutching it to try to stop Satchel from his determined assassination attempts. Some of those looks of surprise are real. (Kindly appreciate the inclusion of both the lizard tank and my taxidermied bats in the background. ) #emiliafart #emiliafarts #fartmas #humancattoy